So a Scientician, a Woodland Elf, and I are standing around the bar. It’s like two weeks ago. We’re staring at a bottle of Ransom Old Tom gin, massaging our chins, in order incite a wave of inspiration. After failed attempts at John/Tom Collins, the Woodland Elf asserts herself. “Fuck. There’s way too much goin’ on here. Why don’t ya just keep it simple?”
She scoffs, then moseys away.
The Scientician and I immediately glance at each other for concurrence. A smirk is mirrored. Here are the results.
Old Tom Fix
2-4 Kumquats
1 pony of simple syrup
1 jigger of Ransom Old Tom gin
Muddle kumquats in a glass mixing pint. Add gin, syrup, then fill with cracked ice. Stir gently until glass frosts. Strain into a filled rocks glass. Garnish with fresh/candied kumquat. Imbibification begets satisfaction, refreshment, and merriment.
Kudos, Woodland Elf, for being you. As a bunch Liverpool mop-tops once sang, “You’re gonna carry that weight…”
